Second Grade Quote of the Week

Setting:  Outside, on Water Day.  The kids have swimsuits on and are running through the sprinklers.

Girls: "Mrs. Jackson!  There is a boy in the bathroom crying and yelling for help!!"

Mrs. J:  "I'm coming in!"

Boy crying:  "I can't get my swimsuit back up!!"

Mrs. J thinking:  "Hmmm ... do I risk getting fired for molesting a kid?"

Mrs J:  "Jonny, can you help him?"

Jonny:  "But I don't want to see his weener!"