Oh, the sacrifices I make to maintain calm and order within the classroom. Today one of my girls raised her hand during our choral read and said, "Mrs. Jackson, there's a spider on my desk." Immediately about 15 children shriek, gasp, and jump out of their seats. This is something that happens a few times a year and it drives me crazy. So today I just went, "Look, it's not a big deal" and I squashed that spider with my bare hand! I didn't use a tissue or nothin'! Inside I was totally freakin' out... "Ew! Sick! I just touched a spider!!!" But I'm pretty sure my class thinks I'm totally brave. It was disgusting. But class was back in session within T minus 2 seconds, so it was worth it.
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9.08.2008
Squashed Spider
Oh, the sacrifices I make to maintain calm and order within the classroom. Today one of my girls raised her hand during our choral read and said, "Mrs. Jackson, there's a spider on my desk." Immediately about 15 children shriek, gasp, and jump out of their seats. This is something that happens a few times a year and it drives me crazy. So today I just went, "Look, it's not a big deal" and I squashed that spider with my bare hand! I didn't use a tissue or nothin'! Inside I was totally freakin' out... "Ew! Sick! I just touched a spider!!!" But I'm pretty sure my class thinks I'm totally brave. It was disgusting. But class was back in session within T minus 2 seconds, so it was worth it.
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Holy heck! You are a brave little soul. I hope you washed thoroughly.
A few weeks ago I had a student come in from recess with a moth on her shoulder and everyone was freaking out. The moth fluttered off of her shoulder and onto the board. I announced, "If you don't like death, close your eyes." And then I smashed it real good with a book. Now you make me feel like weaksauce.
P.S. Your classroom is adorable and welcoming and it makes me want to learn.
thanks cass. you are welcome to come join my second graders anytime. i have an extra seat in the back for ya.
Wow, I'm so impressed! I definitely think you're brave. :) It is amazing what you will do not to lose attention, huh? It's so fun to see what you're up to and see how cute your classroom is! I miss our teaching days together! :)
wow emily, that is nast. sorry i have neglected my stalking of your blog. don't worry, i'm back and i'm excited to hear about your happenings. hearts.
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